September 2012
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illnewmanati:
How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can’t even trust his own pants.
July 2012
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June 2012
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May 2012
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In the voting booth, whether you pull the red handle or the blue handle, you always pull the big-business handle.
- Colin Bevan, No Impact Man
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I feel like a badass when a customer gives me a...
somethingmrazinated:
Me:”Iced-triple-venti-mocha-soy-two splenda-extra caramel-ice coffee with milk”? Did I miss anything?
Customer (Defeated): No. You didn’t.
Me:
April 2012
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When it's the middle of the day, and my friend...
whatshouldwecallme:
laynie bell.